Well, this is awful. I think I'll keep reading and find out if it gets any worse.

It has just occurred to me that starting off my brand-spanking-new blog about how fancy and smart I am by featuring something that truly embarrasses me is probably not the wisest move that I've ever made. Being that I'm usually VERY crabby about pretty much everything, you'd think my next move would be obvious... throw this goddamn computer through the wall and be done with all this crap.

That was the old me though. Luckily for my pretty, pretty iMac I have a new positive attitude. The new me thinks that showing shit work is FANTASTIC because it sets the expectations really low for the future!