I'm not going to do it just because you tell me I should.

I saw this as part of a store's Mother's Day display last weekend.  I really can't stand it when inanimate objects try to tell me what to do.  I have problems with authority figures, especially when they are shitty ceramic knick-knacks.

UPDATE:  Enlightened Andrew will try to figure something positive to post soon because he is sick of all this negativity.