The worst part of cutting my own hair is when I think I'm all done; I've cleaned up the hair all over the sink and floor, taken a shower, fancied myself up a bit and gone out somewhere to graciously accept some compliments like 'Your new hair cut makes you look even younger and more handsome!' or 'That haircut makes me want to suck your dick right here, right now!' only to find out that I missed a patch of long hair on the back of my head and I actually look like a total fucking idiot.

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