Because I evidently have mental problems, I spent all week listening to every Rolling Stones studio recording, including b-sides and compilation tracks, that I have in chronological order (of course) from 1963 through to the present day. 373 songs! To celebrate my grand achievement I'm posting part of a Stones illustration I did for some magazine back in the the early 2000s.
Last night the good people at Jack Daniels sent some lovely young ladies over to the bar to give away free shots of their new cinnamon flavored whiskey, Jack Daniels Fire.
I recently came across this old stick figure drawing from back in my days of working at the frame store. Apparently, top-notch customer service has always been my thing.
Good news, ladies! If you are a brain surgeon or rocket scientist, my friend Jonny 2B might be interested in slinging you his dick.
#fingerscrossed!
I am aware that no one will ever mistake me for a genius, that's for sure, but being that she has made the questionable choice to date me, I'm not exactly certain which of us she was trying to make feel better about themselves.
#buildmeupbuttercup #tbt
This may come as a shock to some of you, but I'm not as naturally friendly and outgoing as you might imagine from seeing me in social situations so I was wary of putting myself out there by joining the various social media platforms and risking world wide rejection. Luckily, my fears were completely unfounded.
#MrPopularity
I am thoroughly OUTRAGED! I cannot believe that anyone would make fun of a certifiable moron like Jonny 2B. In a civilized society it is UNACCEPTABLE, I say! No one should make fun of my idiot!!
#exceptme