#tbt to the good old days when The Mandy would come to the bar. She used to get so much pleasure from explaining to everyone just how right she was about everything.

#smartgasm

For the first time ever, my team won Tuesday Night Trivia at Dan's Bar. It was mostly due to Turtle being on our team this time, but none the less we still crushed it like a fat kid on cake!

#winnerwinnerchickendinner

After all the evidence was presented, the jury was sent into a room to deliberate. Most of us were ready to get to work so we could reach a verdict and go home, but we soon realized that we had chosen our foreperson poorly.

#nobodycares #pleasejustshutup

Right after objecting to what he considered to be 'cheap courtroom theatrics' by the prosecution, the defense attorney burst into tears during the final moments of his closing statement.

#tearsofaclown

Sometimes during the trial the lawyers would ask the judge if they could approach the bench, presumably to privately discuss the fine points of complex legal issues. 

#truedat

I'm posting another preliminary study I did for the Elvis piece that I will paint someday. It won't be today though because the 4th of July is definitely not about working. It's about getting loaded, wearing ballin' sunglasses, eating way too much meat, having sweaty afternoon sex and living the American dream like Elvis!

#godblessamerica