Sometimes Cheap Chris just throws all the miscellaneous cardboard he can find on top of the already overflowing recycling dumpster just so we can amuse ourselves watching Jonny 2B get all pissed off when he has to climb up on top of the pile to flatten everything.

#suchdicks

I'm very excited that my friend Gwyn just got hired as the new bartender at my local bar. She's a handful. 

#gameofbones

Yesterday to celebrate my 100th post on Instagram (@stickfigureandrew) I drew this portrait of my very first non-real world follower. I really appreciate everyone that hits that like button, posts comments and shares my work with their friends. Maybe if I can ever get up to 100 followers for my Facebook page I'll do something to celebrate that occasion too. 

#buildmeupbuttercup

Every Morning I stand out on the sidewalk next to a dentist"s office and smoke my morning cigarette. Each day the same people walk by and I don't even say hello to them because I am an antisocial jerk, but I do make up fun nicknames for them so in my head we're friends.

#momtoldmetojustbemyself

Sometimes I think I'll be able to make something of my life and I try to climb the ladder to success, but usually what I thought to be a ladder ends up being something else entirely. 

#goddamnit

Another preliminary sketch of Elvis. I'm working out an idea for a painting that will feature him prominently. This is from the 1969-1971 period where he was done with the terrible movies and back in Memphis recording the best music of his career, but the downhill slide into darkness was coming soon. 

#elvispresley